'Gay Boy'

So this morning I woke up at around 5 so I could eat breakfast before having to meet with a client at 7:30 since she lives quite a ways away. After eating breakfast I go outside to feed the stray cats that live in my alley. While I was walking back I noticed a piece of paper taped to my door. I run the rest of the way, thinking that maybe I had just missed a friend or someone coming to visit. When I reached the stairs I realize that there is a noose tied to the top rail leading off the elevated porch. I guess it wasn't a friend. So I go up the stairs so I could read the note, it read; 

Dear Gay Pig, 

I thought you could use this today seeming as your going to be visiting another fucking 'client'. You're a stupid cum whore and the whole neighborhood knows it. Stupid fag slut. Do us all a favor and hang yourself dirty boy. I tied the knot for you since gay people are probably too dumb too know the fucking difference from wright and left. 

Sincerity,

YOUR LOVING FUCKING NEIGHBORS WHO ALL WANT YOU TO DIE ALREADY.

P. FUCKING S. 

YOUR GOING TO LIKE HELL. ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE THERE.

 

Alrighty then...this from the person who knows how to make a noose and lives in my neighborhood. And trust me, if I could move right now I would've a looooooong time ago but last time I checked my financial situation sucks. 

And for the millionth mothertrucking time, I am BISEXUAL, NOT GAY.