Well I am awake.

I woke up to find the handcuffs were off and there was a police officer sitting beside me.

"Are you up for talking?"

"I suppose so." I tried to sound weak it's hard work pretending all the time.

"Good. I am going to ask you some questions. Just answer to the best of your ability."

"Okay."

"Did you see the man that did this to you?"

"A little bit, but then I passed out."

"What did he look like?"

Since this person didn't exist I came up with random stuff.

"He was a black guy with a bird tattoo on his right arm."

I'm pretty sure bird tattoos are extremely common and won't help them get any leads...not that there are any leads to get on.

"Okay. Did you notice what he was wearing?"

"He was wearing a black hoodie and camouflage pants."

How clever...I was describing my outfit yesterday.

"Thank you for your time. We'll do our best to catch the man that did this too you. Meanwhile you just try and get better."

"Thank you officer." I managed to say before he left.

Hmmm...with my fake killer on the loose what should I do? I have another shrink appointment at one today.