"Surprising" facts

People find a lot of things surprising.

So lets get that out of the way.

1. I for one am easily distracted.

2. Amber wasn't real.

3. Neither was Daniel.

4. And Neither was Kyle.

5. I hallucinate way more then I say I do just so I don't end up in some wretched ward.

6. I have two other half brothers.

7. I have an alternate reality in my dreams. It's almost like I am seeing the world through someone else's eyes. This is deemed as depersonalzation by the medical professionals even though it's not my life I am seeing.

8. Touching people's hands helps me concentrate.

9. I HATE string, yarn, rope, hoses, and everything else that gets tangled easily.

10. I am a huge Star Trek fan.

11. I have never been too fond of alcohol.

12. I do not prefer blondes. This one everyone finds so surprising, I don't understand why. I prefer people with darker hair, but it's not as though I don't like the people with light hair.

13. Go to number seven...I have found an error.

14. I have 3 birthmarks.

15. I used to work at a strip club. Dirty dancing and alcohol...yep that sums it up. I had to deal with the kinky shit. Swings, restraints, whips, the works. My boss was awesome though.

16. I was born in a soup kitchen...which is just plain old weird.

17. My first language was not English. I first spoke Italian/Russian. Which has never come in handy.

18. I am a recluse.

19. I can't usually talk to people for more then a couple minutes without going into an attack.

20. I used to think I was from the future.

21. I have taken two life's indirectly and two directly.

22. I read things backwards.

23. I don't have a sense of smell.

24. I sleep on my stomach... :P

25. I talk to myself.

26. I talk to complete strangers about all (and I do mean ALL) my problems. Hence I don't leave the house much.

27. I shower in the dark (except when there's people around).

28. I don't like the color purple.

29. Or yellow for that matter.

30. I am not supposed to eat sugar.

31. I don't like candy anyways.

32. I prefer pens over pencils.

33. I know Latin.

34. And Greek.

35. And piglatin. :P

36. Now that my anxiety is returning I am feeling weirder and weirder (which I did not think was possible). It's almost as though I am happy and sad at the same time. Lyla says it's from the shock of everything that has happened. I think that's retarded.

37. I have a fascination with astronomy (and I got my telescope back! Hoorah!).

38. I now possess a license to drive.

39. I am now living with my half brother (I will expand on this later). In Minnesota. Where the weather is merciless.

39. Lyla disagrees with my new living arrangements. Why doesn't that surprise me?

40. I don't usually take my medicine.

41. When I do take my meds I puke them out in a couple minutes anyways.

42. I like old music.

43. I have a record player and an impressive collection of records to go with it.

44. I think kissing is better then sex.

45. I don't think my grandmother was real either.

46. I HATE people who are mean to children.

47. I only wear one sock.

48. Hands have always been a thing with me.

49. I cannot express love properly. I hurt the people I love simply because I love them. I don't want to hurt them it's just that I don't know how else to express myself.

50. I had a twin. He's dead though. I killed him before he was born. Apparently I was hungry.