The purpose of this day is to do all of the projects and things that people have been nagging you to do. And since Emma has been nagging me about this for quite some time now I have decided that I should answer her questions despite my better judgement...
What was the happiest moment of your life?
That's a tricky one. Um...probably when I moved out.
The saddest?
......I don't know.
Who was the most important person in your life?
Who 'was'? My sister.
Who is? Me. Haha.
Can you tell me about him or her?
She was kind.
He is a quiet, evil, abnormally large fairy (four-year-olds...tsk tsk)
Who has been the biggest influence on your life?
My father.
What lessons did that person teach you?
I really don't think you want to know.
Who has been the kindest to you in your life?
I don't know.
It’s been said that after they pass away, the most important people in our lives “live within us.” Is there anyone from your past that lives within you?
My sister.
Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
Don't drink alcohol. Don't do drugs. Stay in school. Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
What are you proudest of in your life?
Pulling the trigger.
When in life have you felt most alone?
When I was alone...what kind of a question is that?
How has your life been different than what you’d imagined?
I think I imagined my life being more exciting.
Do you have any regrets?
Oh gosh. We might be here all day.
I think my biggest regret is not killing him sooner.
Is there something about people that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked?
What's your favorite kind of chips? I have never had chips and I was just wondering what kind I should try. There is such a vast selection to chose from.
How would you describe yourself?
Does this mean how I look?
How I look...um I am fairly tall, black hair, dark eyes, abnormally large ears, yeah um...don't know what else to say about that.
What type of person are you?
I'm the type of person who will sit in the bathroom puking and then walk out like nothing ever happened. I’m the type of person who eats all the popcorn while we're still going through the trailers. I'm the type of person who looks both ways when crossing a one way street. I'm the type of person who picks up stuff at stores. It's so damn annoying when there's stuff just lying there on the floor.
What is your ethnic background?
Ethnic background? I am American if that's what you mean.
Where is your mom’s family from?
Germany and France.
Where is your dad’s family from?
Russia and Mexico.
Were you in the military?
No. But I wanted to be (too many medical issues).
When and where were you born?
I'm not sure when.
I was born in a soup kitchen.
Did you get into trouble?
Of course I got into trouble.
What was the worst thing you did?
Slice open someone's dog.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
What were they like growing up?
I don't know.
How would you describe yourself as a child?
....scrawny.
Were you happy?
Not really.
What is your best memory of childhood?
I don't remember much.
Worst?
I can't tell you.
Did you have a nickname?
Yes. Dex.
How’d you get it?
Isn't it obvious?
Who were your best friends?
I didn't have any friends.
What kind of student were you?
I was a bit of a teachers pet believe it or not.
Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
Like I already stated I didn't have friends.
When did you first fall in love?
I don't think I've ever been in love.
Can you tell me about your first kiss?
I'd rather not.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
Did you ever get divorced?
Yes.
Can you tell me about it?
It was an arranged marriage that neither of us agreed with.
What do you do for a living?
I am currently fixing computers and painting.
If you could do anything now, what would you do?
Go back in time and fix everything.
Why?
Because I want to.
Do you plan on retiring?
I guess so...but it's not like I'm a hundred or something.
What is your religion?
I do not have one.
Have you experienced any miracles?
If breathing counts, then yes.
Do you believe in God?
Are you kidding me???
How old are you?
They have estimated that I am around twenty three.
Whats your favourite colour?
Red and black.
What's your lucky number?
I do not have a 'lucky number'.
Do you have any pets?
No.
How tall are you?
6 feet 2 inches.
What shoe size are you?
Nine.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
One.
If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
Time travel and invisibility.
What was your last dream about?
It was a nightmare. I do not wish to expand on it at this time.
Which form of public transportation do you prefer?
Bus.
What talents do you have?
I am extremely flexible...if that counts.
Can you juggle?
Who can't?
Can you solve a rubix cube?
Child's play.
Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
Um...no.
Are you psychic in any way?
In a way.
Are you a good dancer?
It used to be my job...so yes.
Are you a good singer?
Yes.
Are you a good cook?
Better then most guys.
Are you a good artist?
Yes.
Are you a good listener?
To a point.
Are you a good public speaker?
No.
Are you a good babysitter?
Yes.
Are you a good mechanic?
No.
Are you a good dresser?
I dress however I please.
Are you a good swimmer?
Despite my medals...no. I swim terribly but with great speed.
Are you a good skier?
I have never been skiing.
Are you a good lover?
I'd like to think so.
Are you a good musician?
I play the piano well.
Are you a good comedian?
No. I have a hard enough time understanding jokes.
Are you a good cleaner?
Depends on what I am cleaning.
Are you a good actor?
Yes. It kind of depends on the situation though.
Are you a good writer?
No.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?
No.
Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
No.
Have you ever been biking?
No.
Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
2,367 miles away from home.
What was your favourite holiday?
Halloween.
Can you tap dance?
Yes.
Whats your favourite zoo animal?
Bats and owls.
Whats your favourite sport?
I don't enjoy sports.
Whats your favourite film?
I like Pathology.
Whats your favourite song?
Videotape by Radiohead.
Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
Whatever makes me forget everything. 8P
Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Tea.
What would be your ideal partner?
I am not that picky.
Do you want children?
Yes.
Do you want a church wedding?
No.
Do you like reality TV programs?
No. Who does?
Do you like TV talent shows?
Not really.
If you were gay who would your life partner be?
If? Um...Samuel.
How many hats do you own?
I have 28.
Are you any good at pool?
I have never played.
Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
I think it was 70 feet.
Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
More times then I would have liked.
Have you ever been on TV?
Yes.
Have you ever met any celebrities?
Yes. Leonard Nimoy.
Have you ever been to Legoland?
Why would I go there?
Have you ever done something heroic?
Yes.
Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
Many times.
Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural drying your hair?
Natural.
Have you ever built a snowman?
No.
Have you ever been sledding?
No.
Have you ever flown a kite?
No.
What colour socks are you wearing?
White.
Have you ever been famous?
I don't think so.
Would you like to be a big celebrity?
No.
Would you ever go on Big Brother?
What's that?
How big is your TV?
72 inches I think.
What is your most essential appliance?
My iPad.
What type of music do you like?
I am more into classical stuff right now.
Have you ever been skinnydipping?
What is that?
How many Pillows do you sleep with?
One.
What position do you often sleep in?
Flat on my back with my arms crossed...it kinda looks like I belong in the morgue...haha.
What do you wear to bed?
Loose fitting pants.
How big is your house?
I live in an apartment.
Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets.
What do you typically have for breakfast?
Toast.
Do you like scary movies?
Yes.
What's your favourite Milkshake flavour?
I have never had a milkshake.
Have you ever been in a newspaper?
Yes.
How long can you balance on one foot?
I have just timed myself. 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
Have you ever fired a gun?
Once.
Have you ever tried archery?
No.
Whats your favourite condiment?
Relish.
Whats your favourite clean word?
Fascinating.
Whats your favourite swear word?
Fuck. (Hey, they both start with F)
Whats your least favourite word?
Bounce.
What was the last film you saw?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
What football team do you support?
I don't even know the names of the football teams...
Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
Too long. :P
Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
I do not know.
Do you have any scars?
Yes.
Did you ever win any sportsday events?
A marathon and a couple swimming competitions.
If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I would want to get rid of my flashbacks.
Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
I don't know. 3 inches probably.
Are you scared of flying?
No.
Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I have plenty of both...
Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
What is tie-dye?
How often do you buy new clothes?
Whenever my other clothes get worn out I guess.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes. They left flowers outside my door for weeks.
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
What the fuck are you doing???
Do you hold grudges?
Who doesn't?
Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
I do not celebrate Christmas.
Can you solve sudoko puzzles?
Yes.
Have you ever played Crazy Eights?
I have never heard of it.
Are you much of a daredevil?
I suppose so.
Are you a good liar?
Yes.
Are you any good at charades?
What's charades?
How long could you go without talking?
Forever.
What has been your worst haircut/style?
When I was a child. It was chopped all crooked.
Can you iceskate?
I have never tried.
Can you summersault?
Yes.
Have you ever sleepwalked?
All the time.
Can you build a house of cards?
Yes.
Whats your favourite TV advertisement?
Try not to laugh at the stupidity.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE&feature=player_embedded&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6jrngYNGNeE%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=tlRfSRh8HGk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtlRfSRh8HGk
Can we say bad acting? I think we can. I mean seriously, how dumb can it get?
Can you play poker?
Yes.
Have you ever played dead?
It became essential as a child.
If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?
My parents are dead and I don't care what they think anyway.
Have you ever been professionally photographed?
Once again it used to be my job.
Can you impersonate anyone famous?
Yes.
Can you do any accents other than your own?
Yes.
Do you have a strong local accent?
No.
Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
Blue.
What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
Myself.
What was the last thing you dressed up for?
A funeral.
Do you prefer green or red grapes?
I have never tried grapes...do they taste good?
What do you like on your toast?
Butter and sugar.
Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
Bars.
How do you like your eggs?
Hard boiled.
Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
Yes.
What do you have on your fridge door?
A list and a picture.
Do you love or hate MySpace?
What is MySpace?
Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
Foster.
How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
I never went trick or treating.
Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
No.
Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
Jupiter.
Whats your favourite smell/scent?
I can hardly smell.
Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
I have never had bubblegum.
Can you curl your tounge?
Yes.
Are you left or right handed?
I am ambidextrous.
What was the last book you read?
Dracula.
What was the last song you danced to?
Hm...I don't recall the name.
And when?
Two nights ago.
Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
Yes.
Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
Yes.
Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Emma.
Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
Yes.
Are you scared of spiders?
No. I like spiders.
Have you ever been banned from a public place?
More then once.
If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
English.
As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
No. I was scared of the monster inside me.
Do you like clowns?
No.
Do you watch the BBC?
Yes.
Have you ever been surfing?
Yes.
Have you ever been snowboarding?
No.
Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
The Beatles.
Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
Seaweed.
Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
It depends on how I feel.
Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
Haha. Futurama.
Do you sing in the shower?
On rare occasions.
Are you a clean or messy person?
I am immaculate.
Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
What is monopoly?
Can or do you still play Twister?
I have never played Twister.
Can you play chess?
Yes. I prefer three dimensional chess though.
Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesy pop song?
Sadly yes.
Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
Straight.
Have you ever entered a talent contest?
Yes
Did you win?
All seven times.
Do you like poetry?
Sometimes.
Are you a bad loser?
No.
Which would you choose? Jello or Ice Cream?
Jello.
Whats your favourite type of Pie?
Pecan pie.
Whats your most used word?
So.
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
This is a hard one. No one looks like me...
How long does it take you to get ready?
Three minutes max.
Whats your favourite feature on someone?
I knew this was going to come up.
I'd have to say eyes.
Whats your least favourite feature on someone?
Um. Nose.
What's your favourite board game?
Three dimensional chess.
Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
No.
Do you have any superstitions?
No.
Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
I don't know who either of them are.
Do you have much of an ego?
I guess so.
Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool?
Usually I forget they're on...
Are you a hat person?
Yes.
Whats your first thought upon waking up?
Where am I?
What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
A turtle.
Whats your favourite type of tree?
Spanish Moss.
If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
People's attention...Muhuhahahahahahahaha!
Whats your favourite flower?
I do not like flowers.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
This is a belief?
Do you believe in Aliens?
I am open to the idea.
Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
Isn't that what the government is all about?
Which is your favourite pokemon?
The only one I've heard of is Pikachu.
What horror fiction character scares you the most?
I find that I cannot be scared of people I can so easily relate to.
Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
Yes.
Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc?
No.
Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
No.
Do you have any family secrets? :o
Yes.
Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes.
Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
Yes.
Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
Does Star Trek count?
When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
I have never played checkers, and I prefer black when playing chess.
Would you ever want to learn to fly?
No.
Do you often read your horoscope?
No.
Have you ever had a Tarot reading?
No.
Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?
I don't read the newspaper.
Have you ever milked a cow?
No.
Have you ever used the phrase "back in my day" to someone younger than you?
No. I'm not THAT old.
Do you love or hate roller coasters?
I have never rode in a roller coaster.
Whats the cleverest word you know?
Camaraderie.
Whats your favourite sportsware brand?
Colombia.
Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?
Nope.
Who's your favourite Superhero?
I don't like superheroes.
Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?
Um. It's so hard to choose. I think my favorite would be Sylar.
What was the last DVD you purchased?
Looper.
What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?
Boots. The weather here is cold and merciless. Four damn feet of snow.
Do you have a swiss army knife?
Yes.
At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
I never believed in him to begin with.
Whats your favourite fruit?
Apple.
Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?
Yes.
Do you buy from charity shops?
Occasionally.
Have you ever sold your services?
Yes.
Have you ever raised money for charity?
Yes.
Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?
I have never been to a fair.
Is the glass half full or half empty?
It is always full. Regardless of the level of the liquid there will always be a gaseous substance in the glass.
Is the grass greener on the other side?
On the other side of what?
If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a sound?
I wouldn't know because I wasn't around.
Have you ever sailed a boat?
Yes.
Have you seen Harry Potter?
No, I have not seen Harry Potter.
Have you ever weilded a sword?
Yes.
If you were famous would you want a statue or a building named after you?
Neither.
Whats your favourite type of fish?
Tuna. It tastes good.
Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?
I do not pay heed to the tails of animals.
Whats the ultimate cake topping?
I have never had cake.
Do you like marzipan?
Yes.
If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?
Piano...cause it's all I know how to play.
Can you erect a tent?
Interesting choice of words, and yes.
Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck.
Have you ever used the yellow pages?
No.
If you have an mp3 player what size is it?
It is 512 MB.
Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?
Records all the way.
Approximately how many DVD's do you have?
47 and counting.
Approximately how many Albums do you have?
12.
Do you talk to yourself?
Technically yes.
Do you sing to yourself?
No.
Do you know any identical twins?
Yes. I am their uncle.
Have you ever given blood?
Yes.
Could you ever be a medical guinea pig?
I kind of am...
Whats your favourite radio station?
I don't listen to the radio...that's what my CDs are for.
Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?
A.
Which is better? rollerblade or roller-skates?
I have tried neither, but rollerblade sounds better.
Have you ever written a love letter?
yes...
How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year?
None.
What's cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons?
Dragons...duh.
Which foreign language did you have to learn at school?
English.
Do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?
Obviously.
Do you know CPR?
Yes.
Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?
Digital.
Have you ever got lost in a maze?
No.
Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?
On several occasions.
Have you ever ridden a camel?
Yes.
Whats your opinion on rats?
They make good company.
Have you ever been to a gym?
Yes.
Have you ever been in a helicopter?
Yes.
Have you ever cheated at a test?
Yes. They shouldn't make it so easy.
Have you ever ridden a tractor?
No.
Are you a gossip?
No.
Have you ever cried at a film?
I most definitely have not.
When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible?
It depends on how bad it is. Normally I put up a fight, but sometimes it's too hard to continue.
Do you need to write down things to remember them?
Not really, although if it is of extreme importance I will.
Do you keep a diary/journal?
...duh.
Are you scared of thunderstorms?
No. Thunderstorms remind me of Eden.
Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?
No.
Whats your favourite disney movie?
I don't think I've seen a Disney movie...should I?
Have you ever slept in a caravan?
Yes.
Have you ever painted a house?
Yes.
Have you got green fingers?
Unless I have just painted something green...no.
Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?
Roughly 40 feet.
Do you always wear identical socks?
No.
Do you lick the yogurt or desert lid?
Yes.
Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?
Yes.
Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)
Ick no.
Have you ever made your own orange juice?
No.
Have you ever sucked on a lemon?
Yes.
Have you ever licked a battery?
No.
Are you a good aim with a rubber band?
Yes.
Have you ever played golf?
No.
Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?
Fnu Muchor.
Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?
Mornings.
Have you ever danced in the rain?
No, but I have ran in the rain.
Do you like long or short hair?
It depends.
Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?
Uh yeah.
Have you ever walked into a wall?
Yes.
Could you ever hunt your own meal?
If it came down to that yes.
Have you ever read any comics?
It provided comfort in my childhood.
Where do you like to go to on a first date?
Wherever they want.
Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
Vertical.
Have you ever baked your own bread?
It's the best kind.
Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?
I guess so...
Can you name all 50 American states?
No. Geography has never been my favorite.
Have you ever owned a goldfish?
Yes.
What was your favourite school subject?
Computer.
What was your least favourite school subject?
Geography and English.
Have you ever played the bongos?
No...that's a type of drum right?
Have you ever handled a snake?
Yes.
Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?
Yes.
When did you last go to the beach?
A looooooooong time ago.
When if ever did you last go to london?
When I was about two...maybe.
What do you do to cool down when its hot?
Take off my shirt.
Do you have a favourite mug?
Yes.
Do you know any self defence or martial arts?
Does fencing count?
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
No.
Do you collect anything?
Yes. I collect chess pieces.
Is there anything you wished would come back into style?
Records.
Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original?
I think I am fairly original.
Have you ever given someone a handmade present?
Yes.
If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want?
If I had to choose...Teeth.
Whats your prefered swimming stroke?
Backstroke.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
No.
What makes you nervous?
Talking to people.
Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest?
Touch...haha.
What colour are your eyes?
Really really dark brown.
Have you ever been to an Art gallery?
Only my own.
Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?
When the answer is extremely obvious.
Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team?
I do not know what that is.
Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself?
A few spelling bees.
Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times?
Yes.
Do you own any inflatable furniture?
A mattress. The first time I read that I read it in flat able....I was like, What the hell are you talking about??
Do you have a piggy bank?
No.
Whats the fastest you've ever traveled in a car?
143 MPH.
Do you have popcorn with a movie?
Yes.
Have you ever built an igloo?
No.
Can you play the harmonica?
Yes.
Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands?
Yes.
Which was your favourite science?
Medical sciences have always fascinated me.
Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich?
No I'd have to like them.
Are you pretty devious?
I can be.
Are you any good at giving massages?
Very much so.
Have you ever slapped somoene in public?
Yes.
Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person?
Haha. Yes.
Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached?
On accident.
Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?
No.
Are you scared of the dark?
No. I don't think anyone is truly afraid of the dark. It is rather the unknown that lurks in the darkness that they are afraid of.
Do you have a lawyer?
No.
Have you ever been whistled at in public?
Many times.
Have you ever been water skiing?
No.
Have you ever hopelessly failed a test?
Yes. Hence I am studying more for this one.
How many txt messages do you receive on average a day?
3.
How long did your last phone call last?
Approximately 4 minutes.
Have you ever helped someone across the road?
Yes.
Have you ever been horseback riding?
No.
Have you ever walked a tightrope?
Yes.
Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?
Yes. Normally it's because I want to pay but they won't let me.
Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
Yes.
Do you correct peoples mistakes?
Sometimes.
Have you ever helped out an injured animal?
Yes.
Do you throw bread for the ducks?
It is illegal to do so...but yes I do.
Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things?
A bit of both. But I would love them regardless of the noise.
Have you ever tossed your own pancake?
Yes.
Are you any good at egg and spoon races?
I have never been in one.
Are you allergic to anything?
Plenty of stuff.
Are you ticklish?
No.
Do you prefer tea, coffee or cocoa?
Tea.
Are you tired of answering questions yet?
Surprisingly no.
Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing?
No.
Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?
No.
Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?
All the time.
Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?
Yes.
Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?
Yes.
What do you do to keep fit?
Um, I exercise on this bar that's kind of like a frame that would hold up a swing set...only without the swing. I do flips and stuff. It annoys the hell out of the people downstairs.
Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?
It depends.
Have you ever been in a fight?
Hell yeah.
Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?
Yes.
Have you ever been in or had a food fight?
Yes.
When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge?
I have never heard of an age badge.
Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?
Job...ring a bell? I did also star in a professional video for some sort of fashion line. I don't recall the name.
If you were comfortably rich would you work hard for more?
I would probably work just cause I wanted to.
Have you ever been in a position of authority?
No.
If you invented a monster what would you call it?
George.
And what features would it have?
Claws and sharp teeth.
Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it?
Yes.
Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend?
Um...everyone of the opposite sex...except two people.
Whats your favourite party game?
Russian roulette.
Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of discipline?
Unacceptable in any case.
Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?
He could...although the outcome may not be pleasant.
Whats the worst thing about being your gender?
I'd have to say sexual impulses. I am almost certain that being a female is worse.
Whats the best thing about being your gender?
Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault. I'm not saying girls are weak and helpless I'm just saying men are better equipped.
Have you ever made someone cry?
Too many times...
Have you ever starred in a school play?
Yes. I was Pinocchio.
Whats your favourite childrens story?
What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?
What three things do you think of most each day?
Hm.
What do you call your evening meal? Dinner or Supper?
Dinner.
If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
Toxic.
Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
Yes.
Have you ever been to a live concert?
No.
Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
No.
Oh fuck...stop right there...the kitchen's on fire...
Damn it. I burnt the popcorn.
Have you ever needed stitches?
Yes.
If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?
I've always thought Marker would be a cool name...no one else seems to think so...
Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
Yes.
Whats the best way to your heart?
Um. That's a tricky one. Staying even when I say you can leave.
Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?
320-307-3255.
Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
Yes.
Have you ever been in a submarine?
Yes.
Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?
Yes. I had to puke.
What song would you say best sums you up?
Do you have any old friends you wish you could meet up with again?
No.
Whats your favourite poem?
"One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don’t believe it’s true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too."
“The other day upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
How I wish, I wish he’d go away.”
"Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister
You want to know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight."
"I'm just a misfit, the odd pea from the pod.
I was cute in the beginning, a mistake in the end.
Not allowed to socialize, not allowed to have one friend.
Daddy doesn't like me, he's mean-it's true
He yells mean things at me for anything I do.
He tells me he'll kill me, that I'm going to hell.
If anyone asks he'll tell them I just fell.
Mommy doesn’t say much-well nothing at all.
I'm not allowed to do anything-I have to lay there when I fall.
Looking all depressed is what I do best
But trying to survive is definitely a big test.
No child should live the life I have to go by
Every child should smile, and have no reason to cry.
Living in my world, is definitely not fun
I guess I'm that *lucky* child, that very *special* one."
I walk the face of earth once more,
a mindless puppet, my strings are torn.
the creaky bones, the bad eyesight,
yet the chance to turn wrong to right.
wars-a-waging, old mans guilt,
the worlds now on more then just a tilt.
parents weeping, children slain,
bloody thoughts, fear will reign.
I look in the shadows, a creature did lurk,
he whispered to me, hiding a smirk.
"Thou shalt be killed if thee can't find,
the demon lurking in thou mind."
So off I ventured, to quench my thirst,
of corpses piled with hearts-a-burst.
And on that quest what did I see?
The Wicked Path Of Destiny
What was the last thing you ate?
The popcorn I just burnt....it tastes like charcoal.
Whats your favourite farmyard animal?
Rats count right?
What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?
It depends on who it is.
What are your 3 favourite internet sites?
www.youtube.com
www.google.com
www.stephaniehearmeout.blogspot.com/
Those are the only websites I go on.
How high can you jump?
Three feet two inches.
Which fictional character do you wish was real?
Adam.
Who was your first crush?
I don't know his name.
Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?
Freedom I guess.
Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
Depends on what we're talking about...
Are you a giver or a receiver?
Both.
Do you have any enemies?
Yes.
Are you scared of needles?
No.
How many piercings do you have?
It seems a bit girly to me...
Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
Yes.
How fast can you say the alphabet?
I can say it in 3.2 seconds.
What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
Reading something...I'm not going to say what because it's a bit....a bit...personal.
What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
Myself.
You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
I am my own boss and even so I would still save the dog. Who cares about being late.
Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
I don't like myself very much so no.
Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?
Yes.
Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?
Four goddamn feet of snow and a fucking squirrel who's been staring at me for the past
twenty-seven questions.
Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
I wouldn't consider her a role model to begin with.
Have you ever needed an eye test?
Yes. Once a year.
Do you find yourself attractive?
I guess so. It's not like I stare at myself in the mirror all day.
Can you roll your R's?
Yes.
Do you know any magic tricks?
Yes.
Have you ever been on a cable car?
Yes.
Do you prefer the French or Germans?
Considering I am both I don't care which.
How fast can you get changed?
1.21 minutes.
How fast do you type?
59 words per minute.
How fast can you run?
A run a mile in 8 minutes 17 seconds.
Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
Broken arm.
Do you read a daily newspaper?
No.
Do you watch the news on TV?
No.
Have you ever had anything published?
Yes.
How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Seven.
Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?
Yes.
Have you ever had chicken pox?
Yes.
Do you own a lava lamp?
Do I seem like I would own a lava lamp??
Are you glad these are almost over?
Not really. I have nothing better to do.
What are some of your major weaknesses?
Intellect, tea, and books.
What words do you always struggle to spell correctly?
Special.
On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are?
Four.
On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are?
Nine.
On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
Zero.
On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are?
Three.
On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are?
Two.
On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are?
Three.
On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are?
On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are?
Hahaha. Ten for sure.
On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are?
Sevenish.
On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?
Six.
Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A?
Arctic fox.
Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B?
...what starts with a B?
Whats your favourite expletive beginning with the letter C?
Crap.
Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D?
Darko.
Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E?
Eden. :)
Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F?
Forest Over.
Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G?
Guts.
Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H?
Harp.
Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I?
I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace.
Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter J?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter Z?
Zachary Quinto.
Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L?
Looper.
Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter R?
Russian roulette.
Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O?
Olive juice. I tried olives for the first time today and I must say they are delicious.
Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P?
Pizza.
Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter H?
Hollywood Undead.
Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R?
I don't know.
Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U?
The only thing I can think of right now is unicorns...
Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X?
Xenophilia.
Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter Y?
Yawn.
Do you get seasick?
No.
If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it?
Mieos.
What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house?
Bed.
What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house?
Lights.
Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying?
Justin Bieber.
Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy?
I have only seen Lassie.
Do you believe in revenge?
Obviously.
Do you believe in fairies?
I am one...haha.
Do you believe in a god?
No.
Do you believe there used to be dragons?
No.
Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
Foster, Eloise and Eden.
What's the worst show on television?
What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone?
Something that mutes everyone around you.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?
Do you watch too much tv?
No.
Have you ever planted a tree?
Yes.
Whats the heaviest thing you can lift?
The front of a car...only a couple centimeters off the ground mind you.
What was the last present you received?
An Easter card with a picture of Eloise and Foster.
Are your ears lobed or attached?
Lobed.
How often do you wash your ears?
Whenever I shower.
Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?
Yeah...what kind of a question is that?
What was your first alcoholic drink?
Beer.
What was your first job?
Taxidermy assistant.
What was your first detention for?
I didn't get detention I got suspended.
Whats the strongest part of your body?
Hands.
Who was your first kiss?
I don't remember his name.
What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?
Pathology.
Could you ever be someones bodyguard?
Yes.
Do you like other people buying you clothes?
No.
Have you ever brought a present for someone that they disliked?
Yes.
What names do you have/have had?
Dexter and Gabriel for the most part.
Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
Yes.
Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
I am legally obligated to do so.
Have you ever carved a pumpkin?
No.
Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
...good.
Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etc
Giving.
If you could join any music group which would you want to join?
I have no desire to join a group.
What do your parents do?
Mom, hooker.
Father, businessman.
Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid?
No.
Is your dad an embarassing dancer?
I have never seen my father dance.
Do you plan to vote in the next election?
No.
What if any unusual objects have you swallowed?
You really don't want to know.
Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy?
Yes.
Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the badass with all the good lines?
The badass.
If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went?
No. I would hang around the low life's.
Have you ever owned a slinky?
What's that?
Pirate downloads, good or bad?
I prefer buying.
Have you ever been electrocuted?
Therapy.
And torture.
Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself?
Yes.
Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself?
Pringles? Is this the chip thing again? Because I haven't tried chips yet.
Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?
Yes.
Have you ever appeared on youtube?
Yes.
Have you ever performed in front of a large audience?
Yes.
Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef?
I don't think so.
Have you ever been on radio?
Yes.
What colour/style was your school tie?
Black.
Do you have to wear glasses?
When I read.
Do you bite your nails?
No.
Do you prefer male or female singers voices?
Male.
Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover?
I don't like football so I guess lover.
Do you get hayfever?
I don't think so.
Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old?
No.
Do you like your age?
I guess so.
Whats your favourite physical thing about yourself?
Hands.
Whats your least favourite physical thing about yourself?
Ears.
Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body?
Comfortable.
Whats your favourite personality trait about yourself?
I'm attentive.
Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself?
Anxiety.
Have you ever flown first class?
No.
How many languages do you speak?
Seven.
What are better, violins or pianos?
Pianos.
What compulsions do you have?
What makes you angry?
Flashbacks.
Do you dislike hairy people?
No.
Are you much of an adventurer?
No.
Do you like your own name?
Yes.
Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement?
No.
How long has your longest ever phone call been?
Two hours and twelve minutes.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
Could you ever have an affair with a married person?
I could, but I wouldn't want to.
Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another?
No as long as their happy together I say let them be together.
What is your family Christmases like?
I don't celebrate Christmas.
Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex?
Academic.
How much would it cost to buy your love?
Your life.
If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for?
Happiness is all I need.
Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?
iPad 2, and yes.
Have you ever been fishing?
No.
Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?
Yes.
Do you have any strange body things?
Strange body things?
What makes you nostalgia?
Touch.
How much do you tend to swear in public?
More then I should. I don't swear at people I swear at what's going on.
What are your strengths?
I'm attentive, cautious, clever, immaculate, impartial, languid, meticulous, pensive, and I am versatile.
What are your weaknesses?
I'm needy, bashful, easily frustrated, hesitant, impulsive, lackadaisical, moody, tenacious, and I become uncontrollable during an attack.
What brand are your sneakers?
Who is the most intelligent person you know?
Emma.
Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?
Jump off a building.
How did you get your name?
It was the name of one of the cooks.
If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be?
Metallic.
Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?
Not really, at times it can be though.
Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)
Yes. I like it.
How has your day been?
Pretty lame. I have repaired eight computers thus far.
Any flashbacks?
None of which I wish to speak of.
Did you sleep well last night?
Nope. Too many memories haunting me.
Have any of my questions caused an attack?
Yes.
If the above answer is yes, I'm sorry. Are you going to be ok?
I will be shortly.
What time is it?
6:22. Time to eat some chow.
That's it for now.
Emma and Gabriel.
Wow this is long.
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